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9/20/2012

The Fourth Bump

I truly never, ever.  EVER.  Thought this would be my silhouette again.  But here we go.  Trying to instruct my husband what to do with all of the little buttons he's playing with...  Feeling awkward.  And stupid.  And chubby.  Because I don't know what to do with my arms or my face when I'm on this side of the camera...
And before you make any comments that sound anything like, Wow!  I can't believe how BIG you are!  or,  Are you sure you're only eighteen weeks?  You're huge!  or my personal favorite, Wow!  Are you sure it isn't twins in there??  Before you say anything stupid, that will get you punched in the neck...  Let me defend myself by pointing out that this is my fourth pregnancy in six years.

And...  I like cookies.

So shut it.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I love how real you are...... about everything! you're true at heart and you don't give a flying hand grenade about what other ppl might think! I'm loven the reality of real wemon getting down on the cookies and looking awesome during pregnancy~ I almost punched my midwife in the face after having Novalee. she kept saying.... guys, I think there's one more. I looked at her and said " shut it!" Miss Shannon isn't always so nice. ~ rock that pregnant belly beautiful, rock it~

Jennifer said...

You look beautiful!!

Lugina said...

I think you look amazing! Congrats!!

Autumn Brown said...

Mariah I love you! You are just too precious for words!

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