Did you know that drivers licenses expire? It was a nasty shock when I found out.
The other day I went to go renew my 3 month expired drivers license. The nice man confirmed my height. Yes, I haven't grown or shrunk. Then he asked my weight.
I didn't hesitate. I boldly, confidently, proudly... lied. Lied through my teeth. Lied with no thought of right or wrong, no intention of taking it back, no thought of the consequences. I recited my junior in college weight. My three babies ago, pre-marital bliss, 20 year old self weight. yup. Not sorry.
Am I sorry now?
Nope.
How bout now?
Nope. Still not sorry.
Not even sorry about how big of a lie it was, and it was a whopper.
Big, fat, lotsa lotsa poundsa lie.
Tis the season. For lying.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire
3 comments:
hahhaha
i feel you, girl!
Luckily my license doesn't expire until 2035. Not kidding. And I got it 10 years ago. Think I might change any between now and then?
Ohhhhh I so understand. I am really amazed that the little drivers license renewal person didn't look me right in the eye and LAUGH. But they did not...they must be used to it huh?
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