12/18/2012

The Laziest Elf

As it turns out...  Fuzzbutton Candy-Eater is nothing but a lazy so-and-so.  He's been riding this same reindeer since last Thursday.  Lazy.  It's almost like he doesn't have all of his wrapping done either.  And it's almost like he decided to knit scarves for all the teachers he's ever met and now he's a complete crazy woman, (pardon me I mean, crazy elf) because they all need to be done tomorrow.  And it's almost like he's 35 months pregnant.  And forgets everything.  And is slow and fat.
Lazy, good for nothing elf.

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