Ladies and Gentlemen. I present to you... The Mullet Puff. You know... it's a mullet, but it's a mullet masterfully crafted of super fine baby curls. Resulting in something like a puff. A Mullet Puff.
Poor baby. Doesn't anyone love you? Why haven't you had a hair cut? Don't your parents see that strange, unruly wad of fluff on the back of your skull?
And the front is weird too... Like a thin, scraggly bangs scrap.
Where is your mother??
But you know, I heard that mullets were coming back. Oh, yeah. Big time. With a vengeance. You parents must just be super hip. Ahead of the trends.
Okay... Cut Mullet Baby's hair. On the check list. Right after painting the
bathroom floor that has looked like a crack house since October. Then I'll get right on hair cut patrol.
1 comment:
i had to trim wyatt's bangs for the first time because they were getting into the path of his runny nose...then into his eyes...hello, pink eye!
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