Downton Abbey: The Haikus

So...  Are you watching Downton Abby?  If yes...

Isn't it the best thing you've ever seen in your entire life???!!!!


If not...

Something is wrong with you.

Just kidding.

Not really.

I love it so much.  So, so, so very much.

For reals.

So much, that I have constructed haikus.  Because I think of nothing else but Downton Abby.  


ahem.


Maggie Smith.  Grannie.
When your eyebrows go way up
You say the best lines.

okay.  here's another one.  I'm particularly proud of this one.


ahem.  again.


Oh, Thomas you cad.
You're the worst of the worstest.
And William is nice.


seriously.  I can't stop laughing at how horrible that haiku is.  I'm dying.

I love a new frock.
Is anything else so grand?
Hey...  What's on my head?

Matthew and Mary.
You're killing us all, you know.
Just get married, kay?

I know what you're thinking right now.

I really missed my calling, right?

I could have made a fortune writing period drama haikus.

I know...

I know.